Heard at the Citadel:

Shepard:

You want me to sit there and watch you cook?

Kaidan Alenko:

You're not watching me cook. You're helping me drink beer. Now sit your ass down.

Shepard:

So remember how I saved the Citadel? And then -you weren't there- I survived a suicide mission ? All these close calls I've had only to be taken out by dinner.